April 2012
wonderwanda replied to your post: wonderwanda replied to your post: Just ordered my… YES. OMG IT’S HUGE. I’ve been thinking of getting the same one! ——- I honestly don’t even know if I have room for it…but I am going to fucking MAKE room. 
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March 2012
wonderwanda replied to your post: Just ordered my barfday prasintz! Which Gilda poster did you get? ——- This one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000KA44S4/ref=oh_o00_s00_i00_details Considering making it the center piece of a shrine or something to that effect.
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“Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone and I’ll be like, ‘I’ve been really lonely...”
– John Mulaney (via burpsofglobalunity)
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Just ordered my barfday prasintz!
Books and a Gilda poster and some expensive nail polish because birthday present. Treat yoself.
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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Reblog if you want Rachel Dratch to host SNL.
rickrickrickrickrickrickrick: My friend and I are meeting her on Monday at a book signing. We want to get as many notes as possible and print it out to show her how much we want her to host. So please reblog to your support!! (:
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wonderwanda said: My favorite monologue from the Scottish play! Janis Siegel sings it in “Sing Joy Spring” <3333 ——- Agh, it has a SONG? 
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If I could count the amount of times I see a...
“JESUS FUCK” “FUCK ME” “OMG STOP” “WHAT THE FUCK” “HOW ARE YOU REAL” “THIS BITCH” “GET IN MY BED” I would not stop counting. I am slowly, slowly dwindling into the shallow shores of insanity.  
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Would you like to try our apple dippers?
I had to memorize those lines for English class in 11th grade. The actual ones, not the apple dippers.
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Ugh, you're gonna murder me aren't you?...Eh, it's...
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Taking my original buttocks wasn't enough for...
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Of course not, silly, I can't afford a third...
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SMASH! Mondays at 10!
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A state of inner peace where all pants have built...
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Sorry. Hard K sounds.
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She was wonderful! Collaborative, fun, and a...
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Summer horsegrave?
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Ambitious pickle.
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Stop it, you never say that name in the THEEAYTAHH
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Eyes down here, boys. I have breasts you know.
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