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JON HAMM LITERALLY LIVES IN A TRASHCAN OUTSIDE THE STUDIO
it’s true i’ve been there
Stephen Colbert on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Spring Forward? Where in the Constitution does it say the government can tax our time? Say no to Daylight Savings!
and you know what else fuck leonardo dicaprio yeah i said it fuck him straight up fuck him he can go suck a fuck or a victoria’s secret model i dont care go have her gold plaited there’s your oscar bitch
sometimes it’s like almost 1 in the morning and you think about your almost 40 year old otp that you’ve have since you were 12 and like you’re still mad that they never did it and like you’re really tired and ready to go to bed but you look at pictures of them and think how they would’ve made the best sitcom parents ever in like the 90’s or something and how the world will never be right because it never happened good fucking night