What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces? Now, that’s outrageous! Why are feces endangered? How could you possibly run out of such a thing? Why-why just look around you, you can see it all over the place. And besides, who wants to save that anyway? My goodness, where would we keep it?
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JANE CURTIN: At a private business gathering in Boston, former California Governor Ronald Reagan said yesterday that if America’s two-party system is to survive, the Republican Party needs a new supporting coalition and a new name. Today, GOP headquarters is being flooded by suggestions for the new name. The most popular of which is “fuck you,” followed by, “eat shit,” and finally, “The Supremes.”
