What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces? Now, that’s outrageous! Why are feces endangered? How could you possibly run out of such a thing? Why-why just look around you, you can see it all over the place. And besides, who wants to save that anyway? My goodness, where would we keep it?
Now, uh, it looks like Ms. Onassis is approaching the bar. This will be her first attempt. What a competitor. She’s got a lot of drive - it runs in the family, you know.
